It's Christmas time and I'm feeling fine
I'm rocking to the rhythm of the rhythm of the rhyme
So let's get together on Christmas time
And rock to the rhythm of the funky rhyme
I say I seen a freak in the middle of the smog
Her legs like an elephant, feet like a frog
She winked at me out the corner of her eye
This little wink almost made me cry
She said "Baby baby don't be so blue
'Cause all I wanna do is talk to you"
I said "Baby baby just stay away
And let me rock on this very day"
See I rock my rhyme as you can see
I rock it to the sound so viciously
I'm rocking you down to your knee
Like the S-C-O or B-I-E
I'm rocking to the rhythm and rocking to the sound
We won't stop rocking 'til you all get down
Get down and just rock y'all
You don't stop, keep on
When you knock on the door and you ring the bell
You ask for the man called C.L.I.E.N.T. L
You rock to the rhythm so very well
And rocking you down to the depths of hell
One time, two times
Scooby-D is gonna blow your mind
For all the young ladies that's in the place
We gonna rock one time with the funky bass
We gonna make you feel right and have some fun
Because you know Scooby-D is number one
Like that y'all and you don't stop
And if you ain't throwing down I always say
You pay cash money to see me play
It don't make sense just standing around
So come on everybody let's all get down
And rock to the rhythm of the funky sound
'Cause everybody rocks when Scooby-D gets down
Like that y'all, you don't stop y'all
Let's rock y'all
You go on, go on, go o-on and on
And o-on and on and o-on and on
The beat can't stop until the break of dawn
It's like a hot butter on, say what, the popcorn
Say you see a freak that you never saw
The girl so bad that you just adore
You just kick off your shoes and you tip your hat
You say a little this, you say a little that
You go on down to the ground
Don't act just like the disco sound
Say slam dunk and feel the funk
And everybody shake your disco rump
Like eenie and meenie and miney and moe
You catch a female by the toe
If the girl is live or on the wax
Scooby-D will give you your money back
I'm like the dedicated prince of soul
The man that they call solid gold
One time for your mind
'Cause I'm the master man with the mic in my hand
I got more rhymes as you can see
I got more rhymes than Muhammad Ali
I like to brag and I like to boast
There's only one like me from coast to coast
Say I go by the name of Scooby-D
I make your hip-hop the remedy
I rock you high, I rock you low
I tell the sucka niggas right where to go
Stay back suckas, suckas stay back
And let the funk machine catch a heart attack
You go on, go on, go o-on and on
And o-on and on and o-on and on
You don't stop, rock to the break of dawn
Keep on fly girls 'til I sing my song
I said the people in the back ain't the wack
But don't stop the body rock
And the people in the middle let me see ya wiggle
But don't stop the body rock
And the people on the side, let's rock
But don't stop the body rock
And the people on top, they don't stop
To the body rock, rock to the body rock
Rock to the body rock, rock you don't stop
Young ladies alike, young ladies galore
One and all I do adore
With the way you dance and the way you smile
You make me wanna stay around for a while
So I get on the mic and I rock with polite
Make you sucka MCs bite, bite, bite
From the world straight to the big blue sea
Ain't another motherfucker that can talk like me
On down to the funky sound
On down, young tens rock the house
Young tens what you gonna do when the party is through
When a young lady wanna go home with you
You search your pockets and your underwear
You don't have enough for cab fare
So you say to yourself you wanna be in the May'
Your heart start pumping that old Kool-Aid
Then you think of a way and then you gladly say
"Let's take a ride in a old J"
To the paved way, young ladies rock the house
Yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all
Beat, beat y'all, and you don't stop
Can you feel it when the music is on
And the beat can't stop until the break of dawn
You just step inside and don't beam with pride
You rock to the rhythm and you dare not hide
'Cause I'm Scooby-D as you can see
I'm rocking you down so viciously
I make your hip-hop the remedy
I rock you high and I rock you low
I won't stop rocking 'til it's time to go
Yes yes y'all, beat, beat
You go dip dip dive and so socialize
You never let a sucka nigga realize
We're here to feel and I'm the guy
