I walk these neon streets and no one knows my name
One thousand ladyboys and each one seem fair game
I ask how much, how much for one touch
And they just laugh at me like I got syphilis
I'm in the resort bar wearing my resort wear
I got my hair slicked back and a flower behind my ear
I'm bleeding Mary and feeling gypsy king
But you got no idea the trouble that I'm in
Unlucky in love, unlucky in lust
I am the last sex tourist on the bus
Why did I come here? I'd be better off at home
At least in my apartment there's the internet and phone
I had to taste it, I had to get my kicks
I gave you all my money, all I got was Thai pat prick
Unlucky in love, unlucky in lust
I am the last sex tourist on the bus
Unlucky in love, unlucky in lust
I am the last sex tourist on the bus
Lost in paradise, sweaty, chafed and raw
Locked in this cell, I haven't broken any law
I think I'll stay here 'cause when my wife finds out
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Unlucky in love, unlucky in lust
I am the last sex tourist on the bus
Unlucky in love, unlucky in lust
I am the last sex tourist on the bus
On the bus
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